Seduction

Please accept my words today in the light-hearted manner they’re offered.  I’ve re-written the lyrics to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.  “Have a More Loving Marriage,” was inspired by my favorite marriage quote.

“A more loving marriage may be the only aphrodisiac your marriage needs,” Michele Weiner Davis.

It’s good for low-libido gals to allow for silliness where sex is concerned because we can tend to get too serious about it.  This isn’t meant to be crass or rude, it’s meant to be fun.  A spoof with a message.

Like I said, this is to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.  A youtube karaoke version of Rudolph is below the words if you’d like to sing along.

“Have a More Loving Marriage.”

You know…

Pleading, & pouting, & hinting, & sarcasm,
Headaches, exhaustion, & avoiding the orgasm

But do you recall,
the very best seduction of all?

Have a more loving marriage.
Friendship goes a long, long way.
Find ways to help each other,
there’ll be lots of rolls in the hay.

All of the other spouses
used to call each other names.
They never showed sweet preference
and lost out on bedroom games.

But when you choose to believe
the best about your mate,
something spicy begins to burn
and you crave to consummate.

Now that you know the secret,
Friendliness creates great sex.

Have a more loving marriage.
You’ll go down in satin sheets.

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