|Pretend this is a middle aged
woman, not a male flamingo.
A menopausal woman walks in to her doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I need my sex-drive lowered.”
“You need WHAT?” The Doctor asks.
The lady replies, exasperated, “It’s all in my head, I need it lower!”
Well, at least this lady has half of the battle solved! Libido is so much more than hormones. But, in this lady’s particular case since she already has the mental state, a hormone adjustment may be just the trick to jumpstart her nether regions! Which leads me to say, we will be discussing bio-identical hormones and an interview in Tuesday’s post.
The Housekeeping Part
During this tranquil season, when absolutely no one anticipates the arrival of the big fat man with the long white beard, when we hardly have any social engagements or special events to attend, and there are no Christmas pageants or supplemental ladies’ functions at church, and …….yeah, right. Due to Pearl’s overwhelmingly busy schedule, I will be posting one indepth article per week and possibly a second less indepth, more off-the-cuff posting.
I mention on Pearl’s Strand that I sing with a Ladies Barbershop troupe. This is our busiest time of year. We perform for civic and social clubs. We do public service engagements at the surrounding nursing homes. We have 17 performances in 17 days, some days no shows, other days three shows.
Something else that I need to pay more attention to, is another writing gig that I have. Through OysterBed7, the editor of a local non-profit online newspaper noticed Pearl. It’s a privilege to be their Christian Parenting contributor. After all, Christian marital sex usually leads to Christian parenting.
The next generation is truly on my heart. That’s why I’m so passionate about helping marriages maintain health or regain health. Healthy marriages are fulfilling for the spouses. But, those who benefit most from a healthy, thriving, serving marriage are the marriage by-products, the children!
THANK YOU, dear friends. Have a wonderful pre-Thanksgiving weekend.