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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

A Key to Understanding Orgasm: The Exquisite Clitoris and Company



A Window into O’s (as in orgasm) is a series dedicated to my friends who are in a state of pre-orgasm.  They have not experienced an orgasm, yet.  10-15% of women say they have never had the experience.  (Please see, A Window into O’s: Introduction)

It would be easy for a pre-orgasmic wife to feel frustrated in this multi-orgasm world.  However, we have a great deal more potential to orgasm than most women realize.  (Please see, Origin of Orgasm Tissue)

In previous posts, I hope to have taken the mystery out of our southern hemisphere.
The Plumbing of O's:  Labia Love
The Plumbing of O's:  The Vaginal Vestibule
The unknown can make us uncomfortable.  By understanding the outer and inner workings of our delicate flower, we are empowered.

Orgasm is not necessary for sexual intimacy to be satisfying.  Feeling emotionally close with your husband and experiencing the spiritual essence of sexual intimacy are also key ingredients.  Physical pleasure is just one-third of the marriage bed.

However, because many pre-orgasmic wives are still in pursuit of the orgasm, I want to help you all as much as possible.  Today, we are going to seek buried treasure, the clitoris.  There is so much more to her than meets the fingertip.

In the post, Origin of Orgasm, we explored the fact that clitoral tissue and penile tissue are both made from erectile tissue. 

In fact, a woman has an exquisite erectile network that includes: The clitoris (comprised of three parts; glans, shaft and legs), the vestibular bulbs, the urethral sponge, and the perineal sponge.  These structures all interconnect and are found beneath the silky skin of the vaginal vestibule.  (The vaginal vestibule is hidden under the inner lips). 

Like an iceberg, just the tip of this divine system peaks out as the legendary, ‘button under the hood’ (officially known as the clitoral glans).  Very unlike an iceberg, when the erectile network is turned on, it pulsates with delicious warmth.

Erectile tissue is packed with the specially designed capillaries.  Physical or emotional arousal signals the brain to release chemical messengers to the erectile tissue.  The messengers tell the capillaries to let blood in, but not to let it out.  What results is a divine swelling.

In the first sketch below, the clitoris is in red.  You can see the bulbous glans which is our bliss button.  The glans is the only part of our erectile network that can be seen.  It protrudes from under tissue called a 'hood.'  The glans is connected by a ropey shaft to the clitoral legs or crura.  The legs of the clitoris are about four inches long and attach to the inner arch of the pelvis.   



The rest of the erectile network is in blue.  The vestibular bulbs encircle the vaginal opening like an open-ended bracelet.  When they are fully engorged they serve as cuffs.  If you are aware of how firm a penis is when fully aroused, you can imagine how firm the vestibular bulbs become. 

This isn’t new information.  The diagram below was published in 1844 by George L. Kobelt.  In the right hand sketch, notice the vestibular bulbs partially encircling the vaginal opening.  (Please note, the vaginal opening in this sketch is on the large side, not to scale.)



Now let's look at our two remaining structures, the urethral sponge and the perineal sponge.

The urethral sponge is erectile tissue that surrounds the urethra.  Like a tiny tube encircled by a larger tube.  When properly aroused, it puffs up to increase pleasure.  The swelling also serves as a pad to cushion the delicate urethra from the battering of intercourse.  In addition, within the urethral sponge are the paraurethral glands, the source of female ejaculate.  It is believed that certain proteins within the ejaculate are anti-microbial to protect from infection.

The perineal sponge lies below the vagina and above the rectum.  When fully aroused, it aids in external erotic sensitivity to the area between the vagina and the anus.  It serves as the bottom portion of the cuff that firmly and delightfully encircles the vaginal opening.

Here is a diagram of a slightly different angle.  I hope it gives you a better visualization of how the erectile network encircles the vagina.




Women have just as much erectile tissue as men, it’s just buried beneath the surface!  Most healthy men, have no problem reaching orgasm.  That means 99% of wives have the same potential (barring major physical problems).

Arousal can be tricky for a woman.  It’s a combination of emotional, spiritual and physical responses.  But, arousal is absolutely necessary for the magic of swollen ecstacy.  The secret to physical arousal is having your erectile tissue deliciously filled with blood.  The swollen structures are wonderfully sensitive.

If penetration has never felt good for you, you may be racing to intercourse before your body is fully engorged.  That's why it is so important to understand how these internal structures work.  Prime the pump before engaging in any other pumping action.  Only then will you be able to enjoy the exquisite fit.  Being fully ready for penetration includes lubrication, pulsations and an intense desire to move on to the next step.  This all comes from being fully aroused and swollen.  You know you are ready when you would be extremely upset if he decided to quit.

So, how do you go about priming the pump?  In my next post, we will also discuss how to explore this buried treasure of pleasure and how to prime the pump.  We will also discuss the relationship between the female erectile network and the different mysterious orgasm 'spots' (G-Spot and Anterior/Posterior Erogenous zones).

How amazing!
God designed this delicate network that uses life giving blood to produce blissful sensations.  He designed arousal and stimulation.  He designed tirgid swelling.  He designed the experience of orgasm.  You probably already know that the clitoris serves no other purpose other than erotic pleasure. 

God designed sexual pleasure solely as a gift of love.  It is His gift of love to us and it is our gift of love to our spouses.

I am in awe of His grand complex scheme of marriage and sexual intimacy.

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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

More Life Outside of OysterBed7

If you saw yesterday's post, I shared about our Alaskan cruise.  Today, will be random shares.

The rest of our life is probably not much different from yours, most of which is less glamorous than a cruise.

This is the view to and from our front door!  Come on in!






This is my office/spare bedroom.  Notice dog tail in the bottom left corner.


My keyboard is missing the "j" key.  I've gotten really good at hitting the "j" post.  The "v" key is going to be next.  I can feel it's loose.



Here are our two dogs, Rudy Blue (blue eyes) and Lydia (corgi mix and clown).




And yeah, they are pampered and get away with murder.



Weddings and births are blessed events for any family!






We live far from our parents, so we have to travel to Tennessee and Indiana several times throughout the year to see our folks.  Here is my dad in Tennessee.


This is the view that my dad has in Tennessee.



My men bonding.....



My men making their own decisions...the tattoo is of Stephen helping Jesus with the cross.



The Harmony Belles is a female barbershop troupe I have sang with for the past four years. My last performance with them was Valentine's Day, 2014.  It was the sacrifice I made for more time in marriage ministry and education.  I signed up for an online Christian Counseling Certification the week after I resigned.  



The gang I see three times a week while trying to stay fit.



Holidays are one of the reasons I have to jazzercise.  (The kitchen is the remodeled version.  We tore down three walls three years ago and made a great big living space in our 1970s home.)



A semi-tradition is hosting Australian exchange students for an American Thanksgiving.  I think this was our third year.  (My dad made the curio cabinet in the corner using an Ethan Allen catelog picture I gave him as a guide.  The cherry wood came from my father-in-law who also loved to woodwork.)





Memories are the Christmas gifts we share with our boys and daughter-in-law.  Each Christmas we try to take a trip somewhere warm.  Here are some photos from the last few years.









Another large part of our life is our church family.  Unfortunately, I don't have many photos of that part of our life.  I'm going to have to work on fixing that.

Thanks for allowing me to share with you a glimpse our life!






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Monday, April 7, 2014

Outside of OysterBed7

The blogversary mini-retrospect made me realize that I would love to share with you some of our life outside of OysterBed7 during the past year.

Mr. Muscle often caters to me.  But, this year we chose our vacation destination based on his preferences.  My Montana goldminer (yes, he mined in Montana one summer), chose Alaska.  So, we went to Alaska like Yukon Jacks, we floated in a boat.

We cruised in July and spent some pre-cruise time in Seattle with my sisters visiting with our cousins.  My sisters and their husbands and some of our closest friends also joined us on the cruise.


The best day of our cruise was spent salmon fishing.  The sun was bright and warm.  The only truly sunny day of our cruise.  We collectively ‘caught’ 30 salmon, throwing back the small stuff and chum/dog salmon.  

I say ‘caught’ loosely, because it was a pampered fishing trip.  Our captain baited our hooks, drove the boat (trolling), kept an eye on the lines and when we had a bite, he yelled, "Fish on!"  Then, we grabbed the pole, jerked the pole up to set the hook in the fish's mouth and reeled hard.  

The captain told us it was an exceptional day because in our 6 hours the fish were biting nearly continually.  It was a lot of fun!  We saw cool wildlife, too.

Right before this photo was taken, he asked me, “Do you want to hold your fish?”  I said, “Not really,” and he plopped it in my hands.   This was my monster for the day.









 We shipped the salmon home and have tried to treat all our friends with an Alaskan salmon dinner.  A Ketchikan company filets the fish, vacuum seals each filet, flash freezes them and sends the dry-ice-packed fish to your house on your specified date.  It worked out to about $10 bucks a pound.

Our second best day in Alaska had half a day of good sunshine.  We spent it kayaking through a large waterway looking at spectacular snow-capped peaks.  Harbor seals played around us.  The highlight of my paddling was when a seal popped up just a few yards from my kayak.





Our kayak guides had a field day poking fun at whoever was driving this boat.  Apparently, the tide went out on them with passengers aboard.  The coast guard had to make a rescue.



The following picture defines the rest of our cruise’s weather.



We tried to enjoy the beauty in spite of the cold and wet.  This day the ship attempted to go up the Tracy's Arm Fjord to see a glacier upclose.  It was the reason we chose this particular cruise.  We were warned weather and icebergs often make it impassable.  Those warnings proved true.  To stay safe, the ship turned around halfway up the passage.



This picture denotes how we ended our cruise.



At every corner a staff member was squirting clear sanitizer in our hands.  In spite of our complete obedience in keeping our hands santizied, poor Mr. Muscle contracted the dreaded cruise crud, the norovirus.  Fortunately, it happened the last 12 hours on board. Unfortunately, he spent the entire night in the bathroom.

In our 27 years of marriage, it was the most violent intestinal bug he had ever had.

There truly was a biohazard sign attached to our doorknob by the time we left our room for shore.  I wish I'd had the presence of mind to take a picture of it, but other things were more pressing.

My incredibly sick husband limped off the cruise ship and sat down while I arranged transportation to our hotel.

Because we couldn't get a flight home with our frequent flyer miles on the day of our disembarkment, we already had a hotel, with early check-in, booked.   Coincidence is just God remaining anonymous.

I felt guilty and happy that I never came down with it.  It proved Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 true, "Two are better than one…..if either of them falls down, one can help the other up."

Because this is getting long, I'll continue this little look into life outside of OysterBed7 tomorrow.  I hope you'll come back!



My sisters and I above, Mr. Muscle (Dave) and I below.






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Friday, April 4, 2014

Happy 2nd Blogversary, OysterBed7


Happy 2nd blogversary, OysterBed7! 

What I have to offer this year is nothing like the juicy revelation of last anniversary when I shared my whole entire identity, including the identity of my husband, since we are halves of the same whole.

I also shared 25 Random Blog thoughts last year at this time.  Revisiting my one year realizations, I’m relieved that some things have improved.

Jealousy is not as much of a concern. 

Occasionally, the green dragon takes me by surprise and rears its judgemental head.

What has helped diminish my competitive nature is taking the spotlight off ME.  Chris at Forgivenwife has helped me hone in on our audience.  (I say our audience, because as she mentioned in her one year anniversary post, our blogs complement each other very well.)  We are writing for the one woman who needs to see our story for that day.  My writing isn’t about numbers, it’s about truly making a difference in the life of one marriage.

With Every Act of Love,” a song by Jason Gray has a line that strikes me hard. 
“God put a million million doors in the world
For his love to walk through
One of those doors is you…”

Sharing my low-sex-drive-journey is my act of love for the one woman God sends to my door that day.  I know that there are a million other blog doors for the Lord’s love to walk through.  My competitive nature is more at bay because marriage and sex bloggers are all on the same team.

I’ve learned the best blogging etiquette is to just be a good community member.  If I can help you in anyway, whether blogging, marriage, brainstorming, etc., email me at pearlmail3@gmail.com.

I’ve embraced my enthusiasm.  That’s just me and my personality.  I have learned to wait a few minutes before commenting on a piece if I’m really fired up. 

I’ve embraced the type of writer I am
I cannot write with a headache.  My best writing is before noon.  I am constantly toning down my ‘cutesy’ and innuendos.

I am a writer who needs a chunk of time.  I am giddy when a post just flows out of me, which happens maybe 20% of the time. 

A post like, ‘Is He Comparing me to Former Lovers,’ takes four or five hours.  If it is a science based post, like ‘Why Sex?,’ I need a good 8 hours if not more.  If time is scarce, I don’t add graphics.

I am not prolific because of other real life obligations that fill my brain and seize my creativity and maybe, I'm just not prolific even without those things.   

I used to get really frustrated when I didn’t have enough time to write.  Then, I realized if I only post once a week, I was less frustrated. 

Posting frequently yields blog growth.  I was frustrated that O7 wouldn’t grow.  I relinquished control to relinquish the frustration.  OysterBed7 will grow in the Lord’s time.

It’s not arrogant to say proudly, “I am a writer.”  Now, what would be arrogant is if I thought everyone agreed with me.  J  All kidding aside, I do take myself more seriously as a writer.  OysterBed7 isn’t a hobby.

I am intentionally shifting things in my real life to be able to write more.  God first, family second and career third, right?  Writing is now my career and that’s how I prioritize it.  If I am asked to do something when I need to write, I just tell people I have an appointment.  The Lord is tugging really hard right now. 

I overheard my husband answer the question, “What does your wife do?”  He said, “She’s a writer.”  I was blown away.  He also digs through my purse to pass out my business cards.

The best thing that happened for OysterBed7 in 2013

I attended SheSpeaks, a Proverbs31 conference for ministry leaders, last summer. 

Over the course of one weekend, O7 evolved from a blog to a full fledge marriage ministry.  My purpose was validated in real life.  I felt the Lord’s presence.  I was empowered and equipped.  Read more at Are You In The Mood to Wait? and Christian Sex Grassroots Paradigm Shift. 

My enthusiasm has spilled over onto others and I’m SO EXCITED Chris of forgivenwife will join me!   Face to face we will discuss our collaboration Heart Craving.  We may even have a visit by Gaye of calm.healthy.sexy.  I expect a buddy movie to come out of this adventure entitled,  “Divine Secrets of the Low-libido/Gatekeeping Overcomers Sisterhood.” 

If you are a fellow blogger, I highly encourage you to find a conference of some kind to attend.  The energy of a group of fellow Christian writers is contagious and long lasting.   There is also the benefit of new skills learned and talents sharpened.

If you decided to attend SheSpeaks in Charlotte, PLEASE let me know so we can meet in person.

Final Thoughts
Writing anything consistently is a lot like consistent sexual intimacy.  After the initial surge of blogging adrenaline or honeymoon fervor, commitment is the glue.  If you want it to grow, you have to nurture it. 

Sometimes, you are tired, but you want to meet the needs of others. 
Sometimes, you are revved up and can’t contain yourself. 
Sometimes, the sweet message the Lord has given you needs to be shared gently.  Sometimes, you are stressed and not emotionally there and it doesn’t happen.  But, you commit that it will happen within the next 48 hours.

If it’s important to you, you will make it happen.  It’s not always easy, but it is usually fun.

Oh, yeah, and writing about sexuality still helps my libido.  




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Friday, March 28, 2014

Sirens


As you may have read last week, I’m co-chairing a fundraiser this weekend.  (See Overcoming Sexual Objections)  Although our sex life hasn’t suffered, my time for blog writing has.  But, I did have a quick thought this morning.

I cringe everytime I hear sirens race by our house.  Sirens mean bad news.  If any of my kids or Mr. Muscle are out and about town, there’s a moment of wonder.  “Could those sirens be for someone I love?”  And I pray.

I pray for those who summoned the sirens.  I pray for those who needed the sirens.  I pray for their loved ones.  Am I the only one who does this?

There was a flash in my mind.  I remember feeling the need for an ambulance to come save our marriage.  Our wounded hearts were bleeding dry.  What if I pray for hurting marriages everytime I hear a siren?

Let sirens be your reminder to pray for hurting marriages because sometimes hurting marriages don’t know how to call for help.


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Thursday, March 20, 2014

What's Your Happy?

The United Nations General Assembly deemed March 20th the International Day of Happiness back in 2012.

It’s new to me and maybe you, too.  Here’s a little background:  
“The UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, stated that the world ‘needs a new economic paradigm that recognizes the parity between the three pillars of sustainable development.  Social, economic and environmental well-being are indivisible.  Together they define gross global happiness.’  The meeting was convened at an initiative of Bhutan, a country which recognized the supremacy of national happiness over national income since the early 1970s and famously adopted the goal of Gross National Happiness over Gross National Product,” as stated at www.un.org.


My happy is a by-product of living life in the character of Christ.  Happy is more transient than deep seated joy.  In times of trouble, when happy seems scarce, my faith in the Lord and His promises are my joy.

Happy is joy’s dramatic and exuberant little sister.

My happy is like helium in my heart.  It floats on air and doesn’t weigh me down. 

My happy is like sunshine.  It illuminates the corners so I can see the blessings I forgot to count.

My happy is like a magnifying glass.  It makes the good in my life bigger.

My happy wears tap shoes and dances enthusiasm in my heart.

My happy is Jesus.  He came because of love.  Love covers over a multitude of sins and helped Mr. Muscle and I re-happify.

What's your happy?

This song makes me happy.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GLuydiMe4


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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Overcoming Sexual Objections: He Wants a Wild-Cat in Bed. That's Not Me.

I have heard a lot of objections lately.

Objections in this house used to come in the form of,
“Broccoli smells like sewage, I don’t want to eat it!”
“Homework is stupid and boring!”

The objections I’ve heard since January revolve around a fundraiser for Christian Women’s Job Corps that I help chair.

 The fundraiser is called the Parade of Tables.  Individuals or businesses are asked to sponsor tables that seat 8.  The 8 seats are filled with friends/clients who bring cash or checks.  The sponsors are responsible for decorating and setting the tables. 

The decorations revolve around a central theme.  This year’s theme is Stories of Hope (your favorite stories from the Bible, books and movies).  Some of the themes chosen are; The BEST story of HOPE ever told (Easter), Mary Poppins, The Story of Noah. 

Guests vote on their favorite table with the money they bring.  So, we raise money through both the table sponsorship money and the donations of the guests.

The objections to sponsoring a table have sounded like this;
“I don’t know anybody in town to invite.” 
“There is not one creative bone in my body.”

Depending on the person, I either push with persuasion to overcome their objection or I let them be.

Every once in a blue moon, a soul comes along believing so strongly in our cause that no inability stops them from helping.
“I can’t decorate worth a hoot, and I live an hour from Wilmington, but I’m sending you a check to sponsor a table.  The table won’t look outstanding, but I’ve got 8 place settings and a few friends who might come.” 
This willing courageous soul energized me to persevere in recruiting sponsors.  She said yes for the good of the cause, not because her talent matched the task.

Her response also humbled me.  When is the last time I laid aside my doubts and inabilities for the good of the cause?  When is the last time I said yes to something I find difficult to do?

As low libido wives, it’s easy to have lots of objections.

My sexual objections have come in the form of,
“Sex?  I’m too tired from dealing with three kids all week by myself because you’ve been on a business trip.  It takes a lot of energy to ramp up for a rendezvous.”
“You’ve got to be kidding!  You have been such a jerk to me today.”

Here’s what I learned from my favorite table sponsor about overcoming sexual objections.

She was willing and courageous in spite of little ability or enthusiasm.

“He wants a wildcat in bed and that’s not me.  Why even bother?”

Many husbands want a wildly enthusiastic wife during lovemaking.  I believe a lot of this desire for wild enthusiasm is from the movies (especially pornography), which is not real life.  If a husband can lower his expectations about enthusiasm, more satisfaction will result.

The higher drive spouse needs to be in tune with how busy a day has been.  It is not fair to demand a high energy lovemaking session after a day that has depleted the lower drive spouse of stamina. 

On the other hand, a wife can be more animated, even if it’s difficult at first.  She can save some energy through the day.  She can be willing and courageously enthusiastic in her own way.  Her personal brand of enthusiasm may look nothing like what the husband envisions.  Be open to altering your expectations, gentlemen.  Make love to the wife you have.

As a low libido wife, being totally accepted and cherished in the marriage bed helps build the consistency a husband desires.  This includes having my willingness and lovemaking personality valued over wild animation.  However, as God would have it, the more I’m valued, the more I’m enthusiastic.

Husband and low libido wife can delightfully meet in the middle.

In the end, the marriage bed is about connecting, emotionally and spiritually, not just physically.

She said yes because she believed in our cause.

I believe in marriage.  I believe in Mr. Muscle, my husband.

I believe, with God’s help, you can enjoy sexual intimacy even if you have a low physical desire.

I am still a low libido wife physically, but I’m a high drive wife when it comes to desiring emotional and spiritual connection with my husband.  I have to tell you writing that, this moment, is a major revelation!!  I’ve never thought of it that way before until this moment.

You, too, can be a high drive wife in spite of your physical limitations!

When you believe in something you can overcome your own objections.



"Restore to me the joy of your salvation 
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me," 
Psalm 51:12.


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